Meet the Six People Excited About Sound Transit’s New $240M Pinehurst Station

Money Well Spent!

Oct 2

September 2026

Lynnwood Passes Contentious Ordinance, Fentanyl Now Illegal For Kids

Democracy Has Spoken! The Verdict: Hard Drugs Are Not For Kids

Sep 29

April 2026

Mayor Katie Wilson Fires PR Consultant After Being Told “Like, Bye” May Not Poll Well

Mayor Says “Like, Bye” to Staff Member

Apr 30

Washington Raises Minimum Wage to $1M in Bid to Boost Tax Revenue

Genius Policymaking!

Apr 2

March 2026

Rick Steves Awarded Honorary Doctorate in Economics From Local Learing Center

Travel Writer Decrees Millionaire Tax Good, Applauded by Prestigious Institution

Mar 31

Homeless Seattle Drug Addicts Excited to Visit Mercer Island on New Light Rail Connection

NEW AREA UNLOCKED!

Mar 28

February 2026

Majority Leader Fitzgibbon Mysteriously Absent for Vote on New Alcohol Tax

The New Tax on Alcohol is All the Latest Buzz

Feb 27

May 2025

What A Moron! Local Landlord Forgets to Raise Rent for 6 Years; Washington Comes to the Rescue

Get a Load of This Dummy!

May 28, 2025

May 2024

Antifa Members Begin Cardio Training After Losing Footrace to Jonathan Choe in Flip-Flops

How humiliating! Radical activists can’t outrun a middle-aged reporter.

May 10, 2024